what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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