I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
