Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My vagina is very pro this idea
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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