Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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