at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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