my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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