We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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