apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think people are normalizing furries
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
