Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
It was like getting head from an anaconda
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
