OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i've created a new STD.
I could fuck to npr.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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