question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
