let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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