I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
