i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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