whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
