you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she pinky promised me she was 18
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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