I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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