They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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