just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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