You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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