I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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