Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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