Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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