What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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