butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
