I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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