wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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