i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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