? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The best revenge is premature balding
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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