Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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