It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just want to make out with him forever
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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