why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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