I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
