i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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