If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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