hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
A+ Viking dick
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