somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
birth control should be required to get into college
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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