we made out on top of his cat.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize