i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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