you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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