now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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