Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
should my penis look like a turkey
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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