: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Michael Bay diarrhea
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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