but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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