Can Purell be used as lube?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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