fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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