Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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