do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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