I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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