So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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