I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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