grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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