Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
DRUNK COOKIES
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